August 2012
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Anonymous asked: since u haven't been on here, you haven't had a chance to talk about your sex life and your big dicks preference haha. how is all that going?
July 2012
hadestowns:
sweet-bitsy:
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You know what's kind of beautiful?
wwreakinghavocc:
timorleste:
In French, you don’t really say “I miss you.” You say “tu me manques,” which is closer to “you are missing from me.”
I love that. “You are missing from me.” You are a part of me, you are essential to my being. You are like a limb, or an organ, or blood. I cannot function without you.
in america we don’t say i love you 4ever we say i love you 5ever (dat means...
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Watchambisagrus:
durianseeds:
How To Correctly Serve a Watermelon
this has me in tears and i’m not sure if they’re from laughter or just from purely being grossed out because of the sound
phantomdoodler:
batreaux:
anime toast running late to school with a human in its mouth
Watchclavid:
PARKOUR PARKOUR
I like "clingy" people.
terminalmontage:
I love it when people are affectionate with me. I like when they always invite me places, or text me, or call me, I wouldn’t even mind if they blew up my fb wall with hearts and what not. I would rather have that person than someone who makes me text them first all the time and replies back like 10 hours later.
Hey, I like clingy people too. BUT GIRLS DON’T LIKE HOW CLINGY I...
allmybadintentions:
whoreoftheband:
whatifkellinquinn:
watchingtheworldmove:
official petition for a Punk Goes Disney CD
Can I request that Sleeping With Sirens sing Fabulous by Sharpay Evans
Of Mice & Men should do “Everybody Wants To Be A Cat”.
Pierce The Veil could do “Colors of the Wind”
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cstickjazz replied to your post: Conner got a tumblr
Now, nothing is sacred.
I know -.-
sizzlemcomelette replied to your post: Conner got a tumblr
Prepare yourself.
MATT I’M SO SCARED :<
faesaurus replied to your post: Conner got a tumblr
Oh jk, I found him. B)
I gave him the urls of all of his friends, so he should have followed everyone already! :)
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Conner got a tumblr
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garrythethird:
lovenotes333:
dark-homer:
The Olympics is like sex
It happens once every four years, costs a load of money, and has a giant robotic voldemort
what kind of sex have you been having?
The best kind
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It’s weird to think that it’s been just over a year since… Well, “I dyed my hair red”
urbran:
excuse me while i blog in private
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Watch
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past me: cries about boys not kissing me
present me: cries about boys not kissing each other
ohsoakimbo:
kaddie:
farting without pants on feels more dangerous
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The Update...seems familiar.
orphanerofthesea:
Guys, check this out guys, right here: http://www.uuyogurt.com/
Huh.
It´s a good source of CALcium.
WE ONLY HAVE TWO FLAVORS. BLOOD AND TEARS.
Watch500daysofsassy:
brooksoglesby:
so apparently some guy goes around golf tournaments and shouts “mashed potatoes” after they tee off
I CANTG BR EATHE
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