guishin:samekh: i am looking forward to “elementary” but mostly i am looking forward to seeing what a fandom built largely upon spite will be like some interesting fanfiction i’ll tell you what: “and then sherlock placed his lips upon joan’s, who was a woman and also lucy liu. and they kissed. with tongues. neither of them were benedict cumberbatch at all.”
People that I hope never get a tumblr: Conner Joe People that hate tumblr: Conner Joe
I think Joe is one of my best friends and tonight was the first time I had ever verbally chatted with him oh internet
oncelerswaifu: megapede3000: oncelerswaifu: i want to be covered in pigeons me too lets go do it yes YES. I love pigeons idk
oncelerswaifu: i want to be covered in pigeons me too
batreaux: you notice your new sheets are 40% satan. you chuckle at the “typo” until you realize your bed is smoldering and you hear distant screaming
doctormastodon replied to your post: I can’t stop crying and please oh gosh please if… Keep your head up! Everything’ll be okay! Remember the wise words of Jaggar McAwesomeShorts: “Dude, like, happiness is like food, right? And so, you have to like, try it out and shit” That didn’t make sense. BUT YOU GOTTA SMILE DOG. Jaggar you’re so cool
I can’t stop crying and please oh gosh please if you have my number just text me
I hadn’t hung up on someone in a while but I feel very justified in my act.
allsmilesandafatkid started following you Whoa hi! Thank you for following…omg I feel so honored and stuff and eeeeeee
cloudymew: kathysbrotherssister: i am so stupid okay i’ll stop now SPITS
thewhoreat221b: does anybody else just say “no” out loud in a deadpan voice as they exit out of bad fic or is that just me
friskysecret started following you Oh my gosh hi. Welcome to…my blog and I’m really really excited that you’re following me!
I sold a PDA on eBay, and I went to wipe all my info off of it and I think I broke it
obsidiansable replied to your photo: A summary of my cosplay at PCC Day 1 Who are you supposed to be? I’m Ichika Takatsuki from Ano Natsu de Matteru
Because a cosplay weekend is the best weekend to have fucking body image issues.
Everything hurts sometimes
gaymzee: what do you do when your boyfriend is a magical girl
You would understand how I felt if you knew about my three previous failed long distance relationships.
today is gonna be a day of fucking nothing moping around and getting this hook taken out of my gums also running an errand then lay out on my damn bed and sleep again. I hate everything
I can’t stop crying and I’m just so confused. I don’t know if I can do it…
Also I love when my boyfriend mentions that I’m going to get my tonsils out He has ulterior motives there.
It’s still confusing sometimes when people shorter than me weigh the same or more than I do Like I don’t feel overly skinny. I’m just kinda there. And since I’ve been home I’m even losing weight by doing nothing I don’t even know But if I lose my boobs I will be sad
joe no joe no joe seriously? Don’t buy her gifts if she is thinking about breaking up with youuuuu
Remember when you graduated high school? because I don’t think you do
occupythetardis: Are you ever just like
people still get offended by Zutara? mmmmk.
Reblog if you want Anons to tell you who they ship...
I went on tumblr and saw one non-spoiler post about the new Korra episode and I was like “NOPE NOPE NO” and I found the episode just in time because everywhere I look on my dash now is a huge and complete spoiler.
Also I hope to goodness I don’t have another dream where my boyfriend breaks up with me. That was awful :’(
My eyes arent even working right I say as I’m half drunk and without my glasses Goodnight everyone I hope you sleep RIGHT