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oh my gosh these people are trying to flirt and talk in the airport and they’re both so quiet so both of them just keep saying “what”

The only thing I hate about getting my hair done is sitting under the hair dryer oh my gosh my eyes just burnnnnn

rpgmaker:

thatbatterisaspy:

hairandbeardkommando:

punks not dead

Heosemys spinosa is an endangered species. 

punks almost dead

rpgmaker:

thatbatterisaspy:

hairandbeardkommando:

punks not dead

Heosemys spinosa is an endangered species.

punks almost dead

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lickthegerman:

lickthegerman:

sup tumblr. 
i have way too many followers and they are all pretty cool so i decided to do a give-a-way to celebrate that. yay.
problem: I OWN NOTHING COOL. 
solution: give you money so you can buy yourself whatever you WANT!1!!1111
so how much money!!??

how does $130 U.S.A money sound?

people make give-a-ways so complicated but seriously i ain’t got time for shenanigans so here is the deal:
you can either like or reblog (or both!)
but just reblog once.
no seriously.
don’t be a fucking tool and reblog/like this more than once. i mean seriously. 
prefer no give-a-way and rp blogs (unless your rp blog is your personal). come on you can just like it and still win i mean gosh. 
you do NOT have to follow me.
that would be stupid.
the winner will be done via an automated system. 
this ends at midnight on May 11th!

just a reminder that this is a thing i am still doing! 

lickthegerman:

lickthegerman:

sup tumblr. 

i have way too many followers and they are all pretty cool so i decided to do a give-a-way to celebrate that. yay.

problem: I OWN NOTHING COOL. 

solution: give you money so you can buy yourself whatever you WANT!1!!1111

so how much money!!??

how does $130 U.S.A money sound?

people make give-a-ways so complicated but seriously i ain’t got time for shenanigans so here is the deal:

  • you can either like or reblog (or both!)
  • but just reblog once.
  • no seriously.
  • don’t be a fucking tool and reblog/like this more than once. i mean seriously. 
  • prefer no give-a-way and rp blogs (unless your rp blog is your personal). come on you can just like it and still win i mean gosh. 
  • you do NOT have to follow me.
  • that would be stupid.

the winner will be done via an automated system. 

this ends at midnight on May 11th!

just a reminder that this is a thing i am still doing! 

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chillaxemurderer:

sometimes im hungry and other times im asleep

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lum-uk:

Cats really can be comfortable anywhere.

lum-uk:

Cats really can be comfortable anywhere.

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